Lindsay Lohan Un-OFFICIAL Fan Site

[IMG]I saw posters for Take Over BAM whilst wandering around Brooklyn last weekend; the words “Lindsay Lohan Mid-Career Retrospective” caught my eye but, alas, my attendance was expected at a different affair that evening. Teaches me to make plans in advance. Michael Tully has a full write-up on the glories I missed: Could someone really have their cake and eat it too, delivering one of the most impossibly perfect so-bad-it’s-incredible movies that I have ever seen? Is that really possible? I

[IMG ] I’ve never been so excited to try out a new toy in my entire life. I took my Garmin Forerunner 205 out of the box and read the entire manual on Tuesday night and on Wednesday night I was ready to go put it to the test. [IMG ]The first thing I noticed was how freakin’ huge it was. Look how big it is on my manly wrist? (picture right) I would put it around my ankle but then I’d just look like someone under house arrest or Lindsay Lohan when she had that ankle monitor, and if I looked like

[IMG Lindsay Lohan] So, remember when James Dean crashed his car and died? How much would you have paid for that car. $50k? 100k? Did you miss out on that deal? Well, some genius has the next best thing. Go to eBay and you’ll find Lindsay Lohan’s VERY OWN scratched and dented Mercedes up for bid. Now, you can be one step closer to stardom. Practice your own vagina shots as you step out of this car. Did you get it right? Good, now you too can be a celebrity. Really, that’s all it takes. 1 vagi

[IMG]PARIS HILTON Lookalike STRIPS NAKED at PRIVATE NUDE BEACH 30 sec – 12 Sep 2007 To see these gorgeous girls model TOTALLY NUDE, please visit http://www.UltraNude.net LOOKALIKE MODELS INCLUDE: Jessica Biel Carmen Electra Pamela Anderson Tatu Cameron Diaz Jessica Alba JLO Jennifer Lopez scarlett johansson paris hilton fergie Denise Richards Elizabeth Hurley Sarah Michelle Gellar mandy moore milla jovovich gwen stefani salma hayek britney spears angelina jolie aria giovani Lindsay Lohan Halle