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Lindsay Lohan Fights, Tweets For Cash, Holds A Gun To Her Mouth (PHOTO)

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Lindsay Lohan is still fighting with Samantha Ronson after throwing a drink at her ex’s head last weekend. She claims Sam threw her out of a party and talked to TMZ about her.

“I’m pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour,” Lindsay tweeted early Thursday morning. “Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson”

She added, “Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I’ve ever done is fall for a girl.”

“Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets,” Sam responded. “One more thing- if you’re gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in.”

Last weekend Lindsay and her sister Ali made a paid appearance at Millions of Milkshakes. Lindsay seems to be getting even harder up for cash, as Thursday she posted an advertisement on her Twitter page:

A bit earlier Lindsay tweeted this photo from a shoot with photographer Tyler Shields.

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Michael Lohan: Perez Hilton Is Likely To Get AIDS

Michael Lohan has stated that Perez Hilton is likely to gets AIDS because he is a “sausage jockey.”

His epithets came soon after Perez posted Tuesday on his site an apparent screen grab of Michael’s Twitter page in which Michael appeared to have tweeted about his daughter Lindsay being HIV positive. The image appears to be Photoshopped and taken from the blog ONTD, not Michael’s Twitter page.

Michael was quick to claim he had been hacked by a cyber-impersonator who posted and swiftly deleted several vicious and untrue remarks. He said he contacted his lawyer in an attempt to track down the hacker then fired off this homophobic rant at Perez.

“I love sausage!” Perez tweeted in response. And: “Despite you, Lindsay will get help. And she still will want nothing to do with you! Eventually you will have to get a job.”

Lindsay isn’t convinced it wasn’t in fact her own father who started the HIV rumor.

“He’s a grown man and has done the exact same things on TV/interviews, why wouldn’t he lie on Twitter, and everywhere else!” she told Gossip Cop. “He just wants money — and he’s using me, my name, my status, my mother, brothers and sister for the cash to pay for [another] wedding.”

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Yelena Shuster: Lindsay Lohan Joins Millions of Unemployed — Again

An open letter to Lindsay Lohan:

Look, I’ve made my fair share of digs against you, and really it stems from love, because before you became a crotch-flashing, drug-induced mess, you were kind of my teen actress idol — the pop star who wasn’t afraid to have curves, ignore the blonde-or-brunette binary, and be overtly sexual in a way that was refreshingly different from your bubblegum nemesis, Hilary Duff. Little did I know you would never be able to contain your sexuality and fame in a way that would ever be healthy…or allow you to keep a job!

So I’m taking matters into my own hands and writing you a completely useless public letter of concern. (Hey, at least I’m not storming your house with cops.)

Remember how cool and funny you were in Mean Girls? Maybe your boobs and comedic timing will come back once you replace coke and Marilyn Monroe fantasies with food and an internship with Tina Fey.

Nostalgia aside, you’ve been dropped from The Other Side, a film that was slated as your major comeback from trainwreck territory, because you’re not “bankable,” according to a TMZ source. You’re also behind in rent and owe over $500,000 in credit card debt. Also let’s be real: your once-hailed love life kind of sucks right now too. (In your defense, that’s pretty common for the unemployed). And of course, for every story, there is an accompanying photo of you passing out or falling down as though you’re too tired to remember that you have limbs. As bad as I feel for a fallen star, girl, this is such a familiar storyline that I thought it was old news…

This development makes me wonder if out-of-work megastars can get unemployment benefits too, because if so, you should check what Cali’s policy is. And you know, now that hipsters are eating foie gras on food stamps, it can’t really hurt to join that bandwagon either. If that’s not your thing, most career counselors I talk to really advocate using your time off to polish up your resume, rather than say, your mysteriously white-powdered heels. No matter what, Lin, my heart is always with you and your remarkably unstable hair color (even if I can’t afford your couture ripped leggings).

Love, hugs, and thoughts of rehab,

Ivy Leagued and Unemployed

This was cross-posted on Ivy Leagued and Unemployed.

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Eric Gaskins: Ungaro is DDB.

Deaf, dumb and blind. No one ever expected the company to have the same footprint when it passed from the hands of Emanuel to Asim Abdullah. These changes always bring an eruption of sorts. The old timers want it to stay the same and the new kids want radical, news breaking shifts. What always seems to make or break these rebirths are owners with a vision, a strategy for the future. Patience with the design team as well as the public’s perception is also key to a gradual and ideally smooth transition. Listening to the marketplace, the press and one’s own gut is a part of the process, but that’s where it can get sticky. It’s the listening and to whom one listens that can help or confuse. Too often the voices of the crowd carry more weight than the voice in your head. With Ungaro’s owner, Asim Abdullah, it’s increasingly clear that he hears and sees nothing.

Esteban Cortazar, the first Creative director to take the reins with Ungaro’s departure, seemed to be doing a good enough job. The collections were not mind blowing, but that’s rare these days. It was sufficient that he was finding his way and bringing the buyers, press and clients along with him. All was well, enough. The insidious virus circling these grand couture houses undergoing cosmetic surgery is always one form or other of the celebrity. The celebrity face, the celebrity endorsement or the most fatal of all, the celebrity Creative Director. The most virulent of infections took over this house when Lindsay Lohan was dragged from the lowest depths of the celebrity pool to come in and Direct the designer and be the face of the company . At the time I was kind of dumbfounded by this decision. Cortazar ‘s reaction to the hire, and his decision to leave seemed rash and immature. I understood his feelings of revulsion, but also thought he’d outlast this aberration with just a season’s patience or two. How long could she possibly last before she got booted or bored ? He left in a huff and Estrella Archs came to the rescue, surely with the same disgust and reservations of having to tackle this huge responsibility with a stoned tween in the driver’s seat.

That pivotal collection came off to a cacophony of boos. Archs grimaced and bore it, Lindsay was so wasted she likely doesn’t remember if it was a dream or a nightmare. Universally, the fashion community laughed at the company and not in a good way. You’d think that would be the end of Lindsay considering she was responsible for the lion’s share of looks that staggered down the runway, but she kept her head and the CEO lost his. From there it went precipitously down hill. Finally, Lindsay got the boot and Estrella took a pass leaving the house of Ungaro rudderless. What to do? Who to hire? Who to advise? I would venture to guess that somewhere at some point the Vogue Employment Agency stepped in and made its recommendations which Abdulla was only too happy to follow.
Giles Deacon, an English designer with his own collection of spotty merit is the name that has bubbled to the surface. He’s popular, considered star material by those who know, and has a career that’s on the rise. His collections are also wildly inconsistent. The last 3 I’ve seen have left me puzzled and unmoved. Using Daphne Guinness as muse and design compass is like taking a divining rod to the middle of the Sahara. You’ll do a lot of walking until you drop dead of thirst. Daphne is the rich man’s Isabella Blow, highly overrated and suspiciously self serving, but those are magic ingredients for stardom on the fashion stage. Deacon’s Spring 2010 collection, which prominently featured Daphne as model/muse was sophomoric, repetitive, uninteresting and banal. Those adjectives add up to a very low number in the new scoring system. Giles has shown little zip since then other than his wildly successful note card collection he created for a very highbrow stationer in London featuring his sketches of dresses. I did see signs of life in his recent Fall 2010 collection that looked clean, minimal and had an esoteric twist that showed a promising departure from corset dresses with flyaway skirts. There were conceptual head ornaments that were memorable.

Ungaro has shown itself to be lost in the woods. I’m hopeful this hire, if it turns out to be Deacon, will be fruitful and not leave them adrift at sea.

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