Red Hot Neverending Monday
* Paris Hilton + Box Office = laughable disappointment. * Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan = cat fight. * Scarlett Johansson + Ryan Reynolds = secretly engaged? * Dolly Parton postpones her tour and blames her breasts. And I’m actually serious. For once. * Jack Nicholson’s pick-up line: “When did you get pregnant?” Try it. It worked for me! * Miley Cyrus doesn’t wear a seatbelt. Mom’s are PISSED! * Ha! K-Fed and Wilmer Valderrama had to sit next to each other at during Fashion Week. Oddest pa
