Poor, Dave. He doesn’t want to do another Top 10 List about Lindsay Lohan, but she’s back in the news so he has to.

This time, Lohan has been charged with stealing a necklace from an LA jewelry store, and as Dave’s list shows, even the most whacked out celebrities are probably averting their eyes in shame at this point. Maybe Lohan could use some big brotherly advice from Charlie Sheen or Nick Nolte.

To Dave’s credit, he does sieze the opportunity to make a heartfelt plea to “young Hollywood” in an effort to inspire them to get their act together. But we fear it will simply fall on deaf ears.

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