I LIKE Kylie Minogue in this. If I was going to The Baftas last night, AND was an international pop icon with a hit album in the charts, AND who had just got back with my sexy French superstar boyfriend, AND had discussed marriage, kids, AND the whole she-bang, I would like to think this is what I would have chosen to wear. A stunning, sleek back dress, topped off with a sexy straight bob. But I’m not any of those things. More’s the pity (Sighs…gets back to toiling at the media coal face). Mor