Katie Holmes: the incredibly enormous woman

Well actually she’s 5′ 10. Tall, yes – and we all know what a little fella Tom is – but crikey this outfit makes her look positively giraffine. (Like elephantine but, y’know, really tall). Bless her, it is hard work carrying off any outfit when you’re taller than those around you (I speak from experience: I’m 5′ 11). The only option is to stand proud in your heels and desperately fight the urge to stoop. But you know that thing where you’re getting ready for a night out and try on your wild car

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