Generally, I’m a fairly shallow and petty man — feel free to disagree here. Yet I have never taken even a moment of voyeuristic pleasure in watching the ongoing celebrity meltdown that is Lindsay Lohan. That’s because taking my kids to see Lohan in movies like The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, she struck me as having tremendous talent. Not just talent for a kid, but talent, period. Yes, she’s done a pretty fine job of pissing that talent away in recent years, but I’m still rooting for her to pull a Robert Downey Jr. and come back stronger than ever. So here’s looking at you, kid — and not just on TMZ.

LOCKED AWAY – Keith Richards
YOU’RE LOST LITTLE GIRL – The Doors
GOOD MORNING JUDGE – 10CC
HAVE MERCY JUDGE – Chuck Berry
MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER – The Rolling Stones
DAD, I’M IN JAIL – Was (Not Was)
GOING THROUGH CHANGES – Eminem
DRAMA QUEEN (THAT GIRL) – Lindsay Lohan
PRISON BOUND – Social Distortion
SO MESSED UP – The Damned
MEDICINE JAR – Paul McCartney & Wings
TROUBLE – Lindsay Buckingham
COME BACK – Pearl Jam
WHITE LINES – Grandmaster Flash
CLEAN UP TIME – John Lennon
COCAINE BLUES – Johnny Cash
BAD – U2
TROUBLE – Cat Stevens
COME UNDONE – Robbie Williams
JAILBREAK – Thin Lizzy
GET WELL SOON – Steve Forbert
TIK TOK – Ke$ha
BREAKING THE LAW – Judas Priest
JAILHOUSE ROCK – Elvis Presley
FALL TO PIECES – Velvet Revolver
ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL & BACK – The Darkness
WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS – Weezer

Seems like Lindsay will have some time on her hands in the weeks and months ahead, so add to her playlist here.

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