It’s morning time at the Hall of Anorexia as the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) read Perez Hilton’s gossip column for news on their slutty exploits the previous night. Stunned to find themselves starring headlines such as “Jake Gyllenboner” or “Fart City” (after Lohan held down Dakota Fanning’s head and farted on it), the s***s question how they can be friends with Perez, considering all he …
Perez Hilton: the biggest whore on the planet.
this is so not funny
Cool i loved it
Where’s Mischa Barton? Haha
lol
LOL!
Great Reference to Stephen King’s “Everything’s Eventual”.
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Awesome!!!