Prison For Lindsay Lohan! ( plus things that actually matter )

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25 thoughts on “Prison For Lindsay Lohan! ( plus things that actually matter )

  1. implosion2

    @noneed, we have proven that RNA can form Randomly, on its own, under certain conditions, another thing that should be noted is the fact that life started as single-cell organisms that were not very complex at all, and then developed from there; But of course, you probably believe that humans were magically procured out of dust in the ground, and the Earth is only 6000 years old and that dinosaur fossils are God’s way of “testing” your faith.

  2. implosion2

    I’m sure someone has already mentioned this but, the Divine Do manifest themselves in fire, according to Exodus? May be wrong about which book it is but, God himself spoke unto Moses through a burning bush. Not that it really matters since it’s a load of horse-shit anyway.

  3. noNEEDtoKNEEL

    If someone told you that your computer self-exisisted without anyone ever designing it, I hope you would say they were nuts.

    How long would it take for a jet fighter to form itself by chance, say in the ground, without a designer? A million years? A billion years? A million billion years? It’ll NEVER happen. Man is designed infinitely more complicated, yet you want me to believe it was by chance? Are you crazy?

  4. Tarynus

    I’d say it looks more like Pestilence, the First Horseman, to which after he appears, everybody would become sick from plagues & shit like that; it it were Death, the Fourth Horseman, then everybody would instantly DROP DEAD, clue’s in the name. Since nothing happened for either “Horseman’s” appearence, then yeah, it’s most likely a lense-flare

  5. AtariMaxiToriyama

    The worst thing about it is that these so-called “Christians” have to believe something OTHER than their OWN BIBLE in order to believe that this lens-flare (which looks a lot like a horse to me; I actually had to look for a bit to realize that it was just reflected light and not a guy on a horse) in order to believe that this is the “fourth horse of the apocalypse”.

    If they are Christians, they’re not very good ones, and as much as you may hate Christianity, this is not Christianity’s fault.

  6. Clawdragoons

    @TheHedgehog1337 If I was going to be killed by a cock, I’d want it to be in incredibly strange circumstances, so everyone would be confused by my death.

    “Man found dead in White House elevator. Autopsy reveals abdominal cavity stuffed with cocks”

    So, yeah, size doesn’t matter if you know how to get freaky.

  7. youtubian2500

    “He thought he could go to an illegal rooster fight, but now, he’s cock-a-doodle-DEAD!”

    I laughed so fucking hard! Why do they make such bad puns? Whyyyyyy?!

  8. DannyIgnite

    @jagg1951 No, it’s not A OK. According to philosophy, truth is not relative. Just because I believe in God doesn’t make it 100% true. Just because he doesn’t believe in God doesn’t make it true. When we’re dead we BOTH either have to answer to dirt. Or we BOTH have to answer to GOD. The Christian doesn’t go to Christian heaven & the Muslim go to Muslim heaven, nor the atheist go to atheist dirt. There’s one truth. I believe in Christianity because I have faith. Just like the atheist. = NO PROOF.

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