25 thoughts on “Lindsay Lohan is our Marilyn Monroe”

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   rosakaylin December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   linsey lohan is another cheap copy of a cheap copy. there will never be another marilyn monroe. only women who try to copy her shadow instead of developing their own identites.

   qotd; a new crotch.

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   ForzaDrifter63 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   QOTD: do that shit. Then when they catch one, pull that mother fucking cock sucking goddamm son of a bitch arab aside and SHOOT HIS FUCKING DUMB CAMEL ASS FACE AND BEAT HIS DEAD FUCKING CARCAS TILL ITS NO MORE! Then say “suck my giant american dick you terrorist faggot”! Next time u will think twice before you fuck with us!

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   waterbottleman2239 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   my friend got profiled as a partner in arms to the guy who attempted to blow up the plane on Christmas, he’s 15

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   cristiBotosani December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   you just gave terorists a bright ideea , good job !!!

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   ehazeric December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   hmmm… lindsay lohan(with big eric bigger){but i’m blk so its all good} lol

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   FerreThoughts December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   QOTD: Holy shit, NO!

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   jamesisverymucho December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   I’d blow up my crotch if i got to pick out a new one. I’d want it to be big and black, and it would spit fire.

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   TheRoyalFreshness69 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   qotd: 72 virgins in heaven?

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   spikeymullet64 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

   how can u touch yourself with no crotch

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    lolocaustism December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    but with no dick you wouldn’t be able to jack off?

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    HLGKshef December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    A bigger crotch

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    CaptainCrunch4Me December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I would blow up my crotch for Miley Cyrus’ and Megan Fox’s crotches. Or a picture. Or video. Idk. Something that I could touch myself to.

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    wtfonyou14 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    voypics isnt a fake!

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    holmz132 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @ lolocaustism: haha yea i know, no one would say that now. but i learned that you can’t end a sentence with a preposition. whatever

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    thesponge11 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    i would blow up my crotch for miley cyrus’s crotch

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    Wingblade924 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    i wouldnt blow up my crotch, im quite accustomed to the appendage between my legs.

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    haileykristina December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I’m very distracted by the monkey Philip 🙂 other than that.. keep up the good work!

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    smens0067 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @sentinel41 : that must mean you have a small package! Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me…and all of sxephil’s subscribers! Sorry!

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    lolocaustism December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    @ holmz132

    actually both ways are correct. your way may have been more correct in 1876 but these days we tend to speak slightly differently.

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    sentinel41 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    QOTD: I’d blow up my package for a larger package.

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    holmz132 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    *anything for which you would blow up your crotch

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    ndtoknw December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    umm no QOTD

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    LukeSaysss December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    The Kennedy photo was fake. It turned out to be from a Playboy shoot in 1970, TMZ got duped.

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    maddogg5555 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I would Blow up my crotch for a klondike bar.

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    fmamo3 December 31, 2009 at 9:47 am

    lol its funny how ppl argue in the comments