Alan Kalter – Alan’s message to Lindsay Lohan
Alan Kalter 07-31-2007
STARE INTO MY EYES!
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“any woman who can blow 1.2 can handle what i’ve got!” haha! hilarious! alan kalter’s the best!
Alan is very good at these things, but I haven’t seen them do this lately; hope they start doing it again.
To Lindse “Hear you like to go fast ,well if your looking for a pulse pounding thrill ride why don’t you climb on board Red Poppy’s high octane Kalter cycle?”
To Dina ” I’d like to provide some firm guidance, in return maybe you can help guide my firmness, we’ll meet over a glass of brandy and the next thing you know your blood Kalter level will be sky rocketing,before long our sweat glistening bodies will grind rhythmically forming one heaving bowl of love salad”
OMG! LOL!
That is one DESPERATE announcer. Way to go Alan
He couldn’t go after Lindsay, so he goes for her mom. :DDD
“What’s shakin mommy?” 😀 😀
Genius!!! 😀
“i would like to apoligise to everybody in the audience”
“Especialy the ladies”
LMFAO
I love watching these segments, Big Red is a comic genius, but I always end up frustrated after hearing him speak, if you know what I mean.
Nudge nudge, wink wink.
The biggest stoops are all these game show producers who never chose a voice like Alan
for their game shows! He ranks right there with Johnny O Rod Roddy Gene Wood Jay Stewart Charlie O Donnell Johnny Gilbert and of course Don Pardo from the old school. and Burton Richardson, Rich Fields and Randy West from the New School. One of the greatest broadcasting announcers of all time!
He’s a damn poet. Big Red 4 President!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Alan is awesome!
ALAN ROCKS!
Love salad..lmao
I was just going to write that exact same thing. That line is great.
I’m sure Alan comes up with most of the stuff he says.
He is hilarious!
“I’d be happy to provide some firm guidance…in return, maybe you could help guide my firmness.”
Genius. Bloody genius. Who writes this stuff?
100% superb…. “What’s crackin mummy?” HAhahahahaha!!!
Alan Kalter is the best announcer in late night. Love the Late Show.
spectacular.
LMAO!
Funniest shit ever.
Go away.
Heaving Bowl of love salad.
Alan Kalter is BRG ..Big Red Genius!
No wonder Dave doesn’t let go of him!