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Lohan Reality Show: Dina & Lindsay To Star In Family Drama

The Lohans are setting out to get their good name back with a reality television show.

“We have already started filming,” Dina Lohan told the New York Post. “The cameras follow us in our daily lives and as we promote our businesses. I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do.”

Dina claims she is in discussions with a major network and that Lindsay will participate when she is no too busy playing an abused porn star or taking off her clothes to sell handbags.

“The show will feature my kids, and Lindsay will also appear in some episodes, although she’s very busy filming and promoting her fashion lines,” Dina said.

This is not the first time the Lohans have tried to star in a reality show. In 2008, E! aired nine episodes of ‘Living Lohan,’ which centered around Dina turning Ali into a singing sensation.

Michael Lohan has a long history of reality dreams. In 2007 he filmed the ‘Michael Lohan Reality Project,’ a ten-minute video of him praying, ministering to others and airing Lindsay’s dirty laundry, and reportedly shopped it around several major networks. Last year he and Jon Gosselin came up with a ‘Divorced Dads’ concept and in March he pitched a show featuring Jon’s ex-girlfriends. Dina tells the Post Michael will not be welcome on the new Lohan show.

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Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Inferno’ Script: Her Lurid, Humiliating Lines

A script for ‘Inferno,’ the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic in which Lindsay Lohan plays the ‘Deep Throat’ porn star, has leaked and it is more gruesome than one could imagine. Lindsay’s character is violently abused by her mother and later is humiliated by her husband/manager, who makes her talk about how stupid and ugly she is while he brings her to orgasm then beats her and starts shopping her out for group sex. Soon she is encouraged to have sex with a dog.

Jezebel.com has a copy of the script, and here are a few of Lindsay’s lines:

“To me, there is nothing more delicious than gism. I love it! I like to smear it all over my face like Ponds Cold Cream!”

“Is there anything in this life I like more than cock sucking? Okay. Well, one thing. On OCCASION. I love it when my man Chuck socks it to me in the ass.”

“I once took on a pro football team–and I don’t just mean two at a time! I mean more!”

“I was put on this earth for one thing and one thing only–sucking a footlong cock!

More of this here.

You can see Lindsay in lingerie for the ‘Inferno’ posters here.

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Judge Orders Lindsay Lohan To Answer Drug Questions

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. — Lindsay Lohan will have to answer more questions about a 2007 car chase that landed her in jail, including inquiries about drug use at the time, a judge ruled Thursday.

Lohan’s answers will be used in a civil lawsuit filed against the actress by a woman who claims she suffered emotional distress after the incident, which prompted a criminal case that still haunts the “Mean Girls” star.

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