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Jeff Greene And Lindsay Lohan BFFs? Florida Senate Candidate Photographed With Troubled Starlet

Billionaire Florida Democratic Senate candidate Jeff Greene has been linked to a cadre of troubled celebrities. Boxer Mike Tyson was the best man at Greene’s wedding. Notorious Hollywood Madame Heidi Fleiss took shelter in his guest house after getting out of an abusive relationship.

On Thursday, pictures of the political rookie alongside aggrieved Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan surfaced.

If there truly is no such thing as bad press, Jeff Greene’s campaign may well get an internet boost from this sizzling search term.

Take a look at the pictures here and here.

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Bonnie Fuller: Lindsay Lohan’s Biggest Crime Is Comparing Herself to a Woman Who’s About To Be Stoned in Iran

That’s right, Lindsay tweeted last night, July 7 a link to a Newsweek article about tragic Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, imprisoned in Iran since May 2006, already subjected to 99 painful lashes and now facing death by stoning, for a crime that her family insists she didn’t commit. As if adultery should be a crime punishable by death, anyway!

And that’s not the only insanely self-serving tweet by Lindsay. She also had the gall to imply that her human rights have been violated by her sentence of 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,” she quoted from Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights!

Wow! Lindsay is so delusional and self centered, she actually thinks that her “victim-hood” puts her on par with some of the world’s biggest victims — women and men ( many innocent) subjected to torture and execution.

It’s clear now that she truly felt justified telling the judge and the court to F.U. with her fingernails and to reportedly call her sentencing judge — Marsha Revel, “a f*****g b***h.” Hey, Lindsay ‘s convinced she had a right to be in contempt of court because she’s practically a political prisoner — she’s implied that on Twitter.

Lindsay — you could be the world’s — no, let me say — the universe’s Biggest Narcissist. I’m surprised you haven’t actually compared yourself to Jesus Christ, and your punishment for repeatedly drinking and driving, and then blowing off court dates and alcohol education classes — to being nailed to the cross.

Click to read why else Lindsay thinks she is a martyr!

OMG! Lindsay Calls Judge Marsha Revel A ‘F**king B*tch!’ What Is Wrong With Her?

Why I’m on Michael Lohan’s Side

Remember When Lindsay Lohan Was Young & Innocent? If Not, WATCH THIS For A Refresher!

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The Dumbest Things Lindsay Lohan Has Ever Done (PICTURES)

Oh LiLo. Your antics have finally caught up with you, and now you’ll have plenty of time to do your nails during your 90 day sentence. At least you can take solace knowing that you’ve made good choices in your life entertained us with your insanity. And for that, we thank you.

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Lindsay Lohan Court Outfits: Actress Changes Looks Three Times (PHOTOS)

Lindsay Lohan wasn’t going to take her court sentence unfashionably! Aside from making a statement with her manicure, the aspiring designer changed clothes three times over the course of the day. As Styleite points out, Lohan arrived in one outfit, added some accessories during a recess and debuted another look for the second session. Take a look:

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