SALVE LOHAN
Hail, Holy Queen, America’s sweetheart.
Hail my life, my sweetness and my hope.
To you do we cry, poor non-talented actors like Emma Stone.
To you do we send up our sighs;
mourning and weeping in this vale of tears.
Turn, most gracious artist, your eyes of mercy toward me,
and after this, our exile,
show to us the blessed fruit of your career, FAME.
Clement, loving, sweet Lindsay Lohan.
Amen.
