After video of teen sensation Miley Cyrus smoking salvia from a bong surfaced last week, her father, Billy Ray, took to Twitter, saying, “I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.”

Now, Michael Lohan, the father of another teen star who went down the wrong path, is warning Billy Ray that he must take control of the situation as well as make sure his divorce from Miley’s mom, Tish, stays civil.

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Maybe this holidayze season: Hanukkah, Christmas, some ambiguous holiday that combines the best of both worlds (like my family’s Hanukkah bush with a Jewish star atop…shhh) are you bringing a significant or insignificant other home? This is great, but also potentially disastrous.

Having your your bf/gf meet your parents and crazy Aunt Sue can be trying. Hell, it might even be some random hookup/sometimes you date because you don’t really want to go another family guilt-ridden holiday without someone by your side (although you met Adult Friend Finder)

Mostly because Aunt Sue’s idea of Hanukkah derives from a strange dance and a rendition of “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” because elegance is learned, my friend. Elegance is learned.

Don’t make the same mistake I did with an ex, where I met his Orthodox parents while minutes before having placed shrimp in the apartment freezer (sry Moses) as a result of a power outage and my melting Costco-filled fridge. To then unload similarly melting soups with his mother, while simultaneously pushing the shrimp as deep into the back as possible, hopping on one foot, praying she doesn’t notice, and trying not to laugh because this might be the largest example of Karma I’ve ever seen. She didn’t notice, thankfully. But I think the lil shrimpies touched her soup. Oops. I’m getting smoted.

Here are a few tips for meeting the parents of said person you are somewhat to moderately romantically involved with:

1. Whatever you do, do not bring up that time with the Johnny Walker and the traffic cone.

What happens in college, should stay in college (or on Facebook).

2. Small gifts are good.

If you’re going to his or her house, something thoughtful, not expensive is good. Flowers, cookies, a card. Maybe wine, but make sure they drink first (potentially extremely awkward. Oh, you stopped drinking? That’s funny, because your daughter drinks like a fish. What? I said your daughter swims like a fish. Such a natural!)

3. His mom or her mom’s cooking is by far the best thing you’ve ever ingested.

I don’t really care if her kugel/lasagna/meatball surprise tastes like what you’d imagine was served to Lindsay Lohan in prison amidst all of the cans of Coke Lilo is addicted to (not that kind of coke). Because it’s the best thing you’ve ever tasted. And you want more, right now. A lot more. Jeggings, leggings, and khakis with different buttons depending on amount of pie ingested are key. (Or cake, or CAKE PIE.)

4. Don’t talk about your dating blog.

Been there, done that.

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Lindsay Lohan may be dancing her way back into the public spotlight. Radar Online reports that Lohan is in secret talks with the producers of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ to compete on the next season of the hit ABC show.

Numerous sources told Radar that both sides see an appearance as mutually beneficial.

“Lindsay’s treatment team thinks Dancing With the Stars would be a perfect transition back to work for her,” one source said. “She would have a set schedule everyday, would be occupied and would be very productive. Lindsay wanted their approval before proceeding in talks with the producers and she got it.”

This rumor isn’t new, per se. Lohan was buzzed about as a potential contestant for this past season in August, though she was not cast. She was then sentenced to rehab in October.

It came out on December 1st that the ‘Dancing’ producers were interested in another splashy casting: Todd Palin, father of this season’s third place winner, Bristol.

For what it’s worth, Gossip Cop reports that there is no truth to the rumor.

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Watch out world … Lindsay Lohan is finally back behind the wheel of a car.

TMZ has obtained the first photos of Lindsay’s big return to the driver’s seat — taken yesterday in Rancho Mirage, CA.

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LOS ANGELES — A reality TV star who was jailed earlier this year for burglarizing Orlando Bloom’s house was arrested again Wednesday after authorities say they found her in possession of black tar heroin.

Alexis Neiers was taken into custody after officers went to her home for a compliance check and found the drugs and paraphernalia, said Los Angeles County Probation Department spokeswoman Kerri Webb.

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