That’s right, Lindsay tweeted last night, July 7 a link to a Newsweek article about tragic Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, imprisoned in Iran since May 2006, already subjected to 99 painful lashes and now facing death by stoning, for a crime that her family insists she didn’t commit. As if adultery should be a crime punishable by death, anyway!

And that’s not the only insanely self-serving tweet by Lindsay. She also had the gall to imply that her human rights have been violated by her sentence of 90 days in jail and 90 days in rehab. “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment,” she quoted from Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights!

Wow! Lindsay is so delusional and self centered, she actually thinks that her “victim-hood” puts her on par with some of the world’s biggest victims — women and men ( many innocent) subjected to torture and execution.

It’s clear now that she truly felt justified telling the judge and the court to F.U. with her fingernails and to reportedly call her sentencing judge — Marsha Revel, “a f*****g b***h.” Hey, Lindsay ‘s convinced she had a right to be in contempt of court because she’s practically a political prisoner — she’s implied that on Twitter.

Lindsay — you could be the world’s — no, let me say — the universe’s Biggest Narcissist. I’m surprised you haven’t actually compared yourself to Jesus Christ, and your punishment for repeatedly drinking and driving, and then blowing off court dates and alcohol education classes — to being nailed to the cross.

Click to read why else Lindsay thinks she is a martyr!

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Oh LiLo. Your antics have finally caught up with you, and now you’ll have plenty of time to do your nails during your 90 day sentence. At least you can take solace knowing that you’ve made good choices in your life entertained us with your insanity. And for that, we thank you.

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Lindsay Lohan wasn’t going to take her court sentence unfashionably! Aside from making a statement with her manicure, the aspiring designer changed clothes three times over the course of the day. As Styleite points out, Lohan arrived in one outfit, added some accessories during a recess and debuted another look for the second session. Take a look:

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Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter on Wednesday to explain why she had “F*** U” stenciled on her middle fingernail when she appeared in court Monday and was sentenced to 90 days in jail. She meant no contempt for the court, she said, but had just forgotten to remove the explicit manicure after getting it as a joke with friends.

“@liana_levi didn’t we do our nails as a joke with our friend dc? it had nothing to do w/court.. it’s an airbrush design from a stencil xx,” she wrote.

Later Lindsay vented about “cruel” and “inhuman” punishment. Over several rambling tweets she quoted from the UN Declaration of Human Rights:

It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that…., “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.” this was taken from an article by Erik Luna.. “November 1 marked the 15th anniversary of the U.S. Sentencing Guidelines. But there were no celebrations, parades, or other festivities in honor of this punishment scheme created by Congress and the U.S. Sentencing Commission… Instead, the day passed like most others during the last 15 years: Scores of federal defendants sentenced under a constitutionally perverted system that saps moral judgment through its mechanical rules.”

In a surprising twist, Lindsay linked to a Newsweek story about Sakineh Mohammadi Ashtiani, the Iranian mother of two who may be stoned to death for adultery, and asked her followers to retweet. It’s unclear whether she meant to lump her 90-day jail sentence with the inhuman punishment Ashtiani faces.

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