Written by Trent
Photo credit: X17; Source, Source] After attorney Shawn Chapman Holley decided to bail and quit as Lindsay Lohan‘s attorney (just a couple of days after Lindsay was sentenced last Tuesday to spend 90 days in jail plus 90 days in rehab for violating the terms of her probation stemming from…
Written by Trent
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Embattled actress Lindsay Lohan has approached a criminal defense attorney from Chicago for help with her latest legal woes.
Lohan, who was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail for violating parole, personally called Chicago-based attorney Stuart V. Goldberg on Friday and asked him to fly out to Los Angeles, Goldberg told the Sun-Times.
Lindsay Lohan’s lovely courtroom manicure was applied with an airbrush by a salon professional and cost more than your car payment. But don’t despair — you can re-create her passive-aggressive nails for a fraction of the cost in the comfort of your own home.
What you’ll need:
Pastel nail polish. You want a dainty, feminine background for your foul language.
Foam or a porous sponge. KONAD makes a sponge specifically for nail art, but even an eyeshadow applicator will work.
A nail polish pen or fine-point marker. I used a Sharpie.
The steps:
Sobriety. You need a steady hand for nail art, and that means no LiLo-level drug or alcohol binges.
Paint your nails white or a very pale shade.
Drip nail polish onto a paper plate or other flat surface. Dip your sponge onto the droplet and dab onto the nail for a tie-dyed effect. Repeat with other nail colors.
Scrawl the obscene message of your choice on your middle finger.
Flash your nails at law enforcement, the judicial system, and estranged father figures. Seal with top coat.
The Orly, Essie, and Konad brand nail products used in this post are available at beauty supply stores nationwide.