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Lindsay Lohan CONFIRMS She Failed Drug Test

LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan has confirmed on her Twitter page that she failed a court-ordered drug and alcohol screening, and she said that if asked, she is ready to appear before the judge in her case and face the consequences for her actions.

In a series of messages posted late Friday, the actress said “Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test.”

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Lindsay Lohan FAILS Drug Test?

UPDATE: After initially denying it, Lohan has confirmed she failed.

PREVIOUSLY: TMZ and People are reporting that Lindsay Lohan failed a court-mandated drug test last week, and perhaps more than one, for cocaine and another unnamed substance.

If true, she could face 30 days in jail, according to the terms of her probation. Lindsay was released from jail last month after serving only 14 days of a 90-day sentence for violating probation for her 2007 drug case.

A D.A. spokesperson told TMZ that her office has not been “officially notified” of the test results.

For what it’s worth, Lindsay tells Us Weekly that the drug test report is untrue.

“I’m fine,” she said. “They’re all nuts.”

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Lindsay Lohan Confronts Chelsea Handler’s Drinking In VMAs Sketch (VIDEO)

While the 2010 MTV Video Music Awards lacked the surprise entertainment of last year’s show, there were still some funny moments both on and off stage. The show started with a cold opening sketch featuring none other than recently released from jail/rehab Lindsay Lohan and VMAs host Chelsea Handler.

While Handler makes her way to her dressing room before the show, constantly dodging butt slaps from various male performers (of course), she is confronted by Lohan who demands to know if Handler’s been drinking. Handler denies having any booze in her cup, but that doesn’t stop Lohan from investigating with force, and giving some advice as to why drinking can be bad for your career. She should know, after all.

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2010 MTV Video Music Awards
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Alex Geana: Let Fashion Week Begin

Fashion, like every other industry, has been compromised by the Great Recession. The big difference is fashion is highly organized, mobilized, ready to fight and shout from the rooftops! Fashion is here and alive! Buy me, Love me!

This is the mantra being shouted from the rooftops as we enter Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week at Lincoln Center. Fashion’s Night Out has gone from a public service announcement on why we should buy to an initiative aimed at getting people back into stores. Stores are quickly turning into mausoleums of their former selves, as retailers like Gilt Groupe, HauteLook and Ideeli surge in sales. Gilt now has 500 employees.

Ideeli, in a very short amount of time, has made enough cash to become a fashion week sponsor. At a cocktail party two years ago I met the owner and founder. He pitched me his idea: creating another invitation-only online retailer. I scoffed. Boy – was I wrong. I also missed the Oscar de la Renta iPad clutches at Resort. These are my recent fashion sins. I’m not quite sure which is the bigger crime.

I had drinks with Paul Wilmot and we talked about ‘The Fall of the House of Ungaro.’ Asim Abdullah wanted him to fly out to Paris, unwilling to disclose his latest master plan over the phone and insisting that it was worth a 12-hour flight. Chalking it up to “hare brained schemes,” Paul waits for the news to roll out and discovers that Lindsay Lohan will be working on a collection. A once revered house meets a very public death.

(Pattern makers in Naeem Khan’s workshop getting ready for their September 16th show.)

Right now everything is shifting as old houses try to reinvent themselves. Lanvin is starting to work with H&M and everyone is testing out new ways of doing business.

The online retailers have benefited from the recent closet-shopping trend, where people with money want to hide their habit and luxury goods are more sedate. Gone are the massive shopping bags.

Then there’s the work-weary consumer and office worker, who can’t get away from their desks. So at noon they log on, buy what they need, order various sizes, try on clothes at home – and then return what they don’t want. Even in good times it was hard to justify an hour-long lunch …now it’s impossible.

Now, when I walk into a retailer and see four clerks hands forward, ready to pounce, hungry. I have to chirp, “I’m a writer on a media budget, I’m browsing.” I feel defensive when I window shop. Then again, won’t the item be on Gilt Group for $100 in a matter of weeks? So much for retail price integrity.

Academy of Art University will have their show in the Theater. I’ll hit the town after, snapping photos of the night, the stars, the copious amounts of champagne, or will it be sparkling wine this time around? Supposed shoppers will take to the streets and reenter the boutiques they’ve forgotton to love. Fashion’s Night Out is also aiming to make the consumer feel like they are a part of fashion, that they to can make a difference by going into the stores. Norma Kamali consistently talked about the “democratization of fashion;” this is a step in that direction.

Raw sex has stopped selling. With American Apparel close to crumbling and the Abercrombie and Fitch jock going out of style, consumers are covering up and looking for a deeper connection to the houses they want to buy into. That’s one of the many reasons that young emerging designers, who haven’t been weeded out by the balancing needs of distribution and finance, are doing so well and are highly sought after. Alexander Wang, Erin Fetherston, Bibhu Mohapatra, Prabal Gurung and Naeem Khan are leading the pack and pushing into growth. Yet there are many waiting for them to misstep.

Rugged pretty boys are in and masculinity is holding strong. According to Cathy Horyn, expect ‘Lolita’ to seduce. Real women will walk the catwalk and the razor-thin look should be a thing of the past. Although we’ll continually debate what a real woman looks like, we can all concur that heroin chic and wire hanger slender have been voted off fashion” island.

Since fashion is often about demise and resurrection, we see the resurgence of Bill Blass with creative director Jeffrey Monteiro at the helm. After the house was stymied and suffocated by a holding company (which also contained Athletes Foot, that ubiquitous mall retailer and fungus), they’ve found new financing, restructuring and guidance. They’re approaching with caution. Nautica is once again showing after a few years away from the tents, this time with a presentation.

Richie Rich now has a new firm backing him called the King Collective –headed by Keri Ingvarsson– which launched this March with Richie as their flagship brand. They’ve already aligned a fragrance deal with worldwide distribution and their main goal is to get Richie’s clothing into stores. She assures me that they’ll stay true to their roots, but seats will now be given to buyers instead of the club kid of the moment. I’m excited to see if Richie has follow through; it all sounds so promising.

Keri sold Mercedes-Benz the idea of Stockholm Fashion Week. Her firm also closes the week with IVANAhelsinki. Keri is fiercely focused on getting financing for her young brood and getting distribution is her mantra. Stating proudly, “IMG didn’t give us any discounts.”

Derek Lam is now back in the tents after a brief stint at Capital and a smaller guest list. Zang Toi returns to IMG after taking a few seasons off and catering to his base of Saudi princesses.

The former trend model has been totally overthrown. Last time around, the color purple was supposed to be in and that didn’t quite happen, as evidenced by the amount of purple fabric purchased. Though this doesn’t take into account the fact that designers are now creating their own textiles.

When I asked Proenza Schouler how they came up with a print from a few seasons past, they replied that they spent some time with a copier. Naeem Khan has also used the same technique. The Mulleavy Sisters wait a few months for a small batch, then continue to modify the fabrics in their LA studio. Philip Lim has talked about his production meetings and how he plans to use and reuse different custom textures. Duckie Brown partnered with Eileen Gleeson from Design Union to create camouflage, bug and computer prints. Daniel Vosovic is using digital printing to mimic fur and explore unique textures.

But with innovation comes the ability for less scrupulous brands and fast food fashion to copy better designs.

On my way to a breakfast at The Lambs Club, I see a $30 dress in the window; it’s almost an exact copy of a Chado Ralph Rucci original, but in pink.

At the new restaurant in the Chatwal Hotel, I expect Bugsy Siegel or Marlene Dietrich to walk in at any moment. Pictures of the old actors who once belonged line the walls and smoke the ghosts of old cigars. It feels very right, very now, despite the fact that the project took seven years to complete. Sitting in the red leather banquet, I imagine the crowd drinking Dark N’s Stormies. The room is small, just like the Lion and the other popular speakeasy inspired venues. We’re ducking. Hiding. Waiting.

I had a hot date and went to AllSaints to splurge and shop. Coming to terms with the fact that most garments were for someone younger, slimmer and prettier, I got a pair of jeans I really love. While feverishly sifting through the inventory and driving the sales people crazy, I noticed that the tags mentioned copyright protection. I asked their PR person and found that it’s part of their branding. Now that rights are being associated with design and legislation is being considered by Congress, this is very important. Chado, are you listening?

Since fashion is reactionary and the economy’s going to keep on bobbing up and down like a rubber ducky in a weather-beaten kiddy pool, I expect to see more hard edges, strong looks, and the austere come into view.

Shortly I popped into the Chelsea Mansion –once the temporary home of Courtney Love and a luxury rental at $20,000 a month– to visit Roxanne Usleman Hulderman, their resident on-call physic to ask, “What awaits fashions future,” figuring this was just as effective as watching Ben Bernanke rattle on CNN. She reports: “Quality is going to be in, verses quantity, that people will start saving for luxury items.” I wonder if she’s been reading WWD.

“Tribal and Moroccan will be hot, as will flowers and floral prints. Black is going to be predominant. Fashion will rely on fantasy, taking people to another realm. Effen vodka is great, in a nice bottle with a variety of flavors, they’re a wonderful upbeat company to work for, who reward and promote their employees, they’ll come out with innovative new mixers that no one has thought of.” (not an advertorial for Effen).

Apparently, I’m going to be a world famous photographer, will be heading to Milan and am destined to meet and collaborate with Rachel Zoe. So Rachel darling, if you’re out there. I’d DIEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!

So there you have it. Let’s start the show.

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Jackie K. Cooper: Machete , A MIxture of Violence and Politics

Robert Rodriguez is a director with a cult following. His movies, such as El Mariachi, Desperado, Spy Kids and Grindhouse, have thrilled audiences with their blend of adventure and violence. His latest film Machete delivers all that and more. It is an over the top adventure peppered with gratuitous violence that also delivers a political message against those who seek to restrict illegal immigration in the United States. This political aspect may dilute the audience which might seek out the film.

The hero of the film is Machete (Danny Trejo), a former federal officer who has fallen on bad times. His wife and daughter were slaughtered by a madman named Torrez (Steven Seagal). Machete is determined to get his revenge on this man. Meanwhile he hangs out at the Mexican border and works part time as a laborer.

Two women are also there. One is Sartana (Jessica Alba), an immigration officer. The other is Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), who helps the workers in any way she can. Sartana is determined to make those who wish to immigrate into the United States do it the legal way while Luz is open to helping them in any way.

A man named Booth (Jeff Fahey) hires Machete to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin (Robert De Niro). This senator is an avid illegal immigration foe. At the first of the movie he is shown shooting down a pregnant woman who is trying to make it across the border. Booth is his assistant, but he has his own reasons for wanting the senator shot.

Later in the film Lindsay Lohan shows up as Booth’s daughter and Cheech Marin makes an appearance as Machete’s brother. Marin’s appearance is a welcome addition to the movie while Lohan’s is less enjoyable.

It is easy to understand Trejo, Fahey, Seagal, Lohan and Marin being in the movie but what are Alba and De Niro doing there? These last two actors have good careers going and participation in this film is not going to enhance their careers.

The film is rated R for violence, nudity and profanity. The violence is way over the top and becomes almost comical in the extreme way it is presented. Machete’s machete is constantly in use and severed body parts fill many scenes.

All of the Americans who oppose illegal immigration are presented as the epitome of evil. Those who support it are the truly good guys in the film. Whether or not De Niro’s Senator McLaughlin is supposed to be a caricature of Senator John McCain is questionable.

Trejo must be in awe of the fact he has the lead in a movie and that he gets to romance characters played by Alba and Rodriguez. Lohan plays a drugged out beauty but she doesn’t share a romance with Trejo.

The gratuitous violence and the name of Robert Rodriguez should draw some people in for the film, but its pro illegal immigration message and its ridiculing of those who oppose it will pare the audience down.

I scored Machete a sliced 5 out of 10.

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