Adam Lambert was a drunk mess at Lady Gaga’s birthday bash. He was not invited, but showed up as a guest of the scissor sisters, eyeliner and fist pumping in full force. When Gaga’s cake came out, Adam “tried to smear it in Gaga’s face and put a doll from the cake in her mouth.” Then he tried to serenade Gaga “like he was auditioning for Idol again” prompting Gaga to summon her security team and kick him out. How many more times can the gay community disown this sad, panda-eyed porcupine of a man? Lindsay Lohan was spotted on the ground outside the Motor City Bar in NYC. You’d think that Lindsay falling down outside a bar meant that she fell off the wagon, but she tells TMZ “I was with my brother, sister and friends. I was making a joke. They’re trying to make something out of nothing.” OK fine Lindz, maybe you weren’t plastered, but why was your 17 year old sister at a bar and FYI, AA doesn’t recommend you go to bars.