cool-spiderman13:

on october 3rd, he asked me what day it was.

that’s so fetch!

is butter a carb?

that’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.

get is loser, we’re going shopping!

on wednesday’s we wear pink.

if you’re from africa, then why are you white?

don’t have sex. you’ll get pregnant and die.

she doesn’t even go here!

you go glenn coco!!

you’re mom’s chest hair!

so you agree, you think you’re really pretty?

i’m not like a regular mom, i’m a cool mom.