Two eyewitnesses told Radaronline.com that they saw Lindsay Lohan clip a baby stroller with her Maserati and drive away.

“There was a woman pushing a kid in the stroller, maybe a two or three-year-old, crossing the street,” freelance paparazzo Brayan Jaime told Radar. “Lindsay took the red light and hit the stroller. It wasn’t super hard, but she made impact and hit them. Lindsay pulled to the right, stopped for two seconds, and then just kept going.”

Jaime’s friend shot a video seconds after the alleged incident that shows a baby crying from a stroller as Lindsay’s Maserati disappears in the other direction.

Jaime told TMZ that Lindsay hit the stroller “in the middle, knocking 3 of the 4 wheels in the air.”

As for why the child’s nanny appears unruffled after the alleged accident, Jaime said, “She was in shock and Hispanic so she was scared.”

When Radar reached Lindsay for comment, she said, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Watch the video here.

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Jerry Lewis, 84, had some choice words for Lindsay Lohan during an interview with Inside Edition (via Popeater).

Asked what he would do if he saw the fresh-out-of-jail and rehab Lohan, Lewis told the interviewer, ‘I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her,’ continuing, ‘I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman.’

When asked what he would then say to her, Lewis responded, “I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’ … WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and SPANK her.”

And it’s not just Lohan’s behavior that Lewis is concerned about, it’s many of today’s younger celebrities, like Paris Hilton, that Lewis is troubled over.

“What they’re saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me?’”

WATCH:

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Notice to celebrities — the time for drugging, and partying it up beyond the max, is OVER!

Take a look around you, check out who’s landing TV shows, movie roles, product endorsements and oodles of fans — it’s the new Hollywood goody goodies, not the toxic trainwrecks.

Kim Kardashian who told Jay Leno “I’ve never been a drinker, I’ve never gotten into drugs,” when she dropped into his Aug. 31 show, is the new Queen of the squeaky clean set. And listen, you need two hands to list all her business ventures. Besides starring in the reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and executive producing The Spin Crowd, starring PR meisters Jonathan Cheban and Simon Huck, she’s got a clothing line for Bebe, Kardashian Glamour Tan for Sephora, Fusion Beauty, Kim Kardashian perfume etc. — etc. — you get my drift!

Other members of Hollywood’s new squeaky clean club are Justin Bieber, Taylor Lautner, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, The Jonas Brothers, Demi Lovato, Amanda Seyfried, Jessica Alba, Heidi Klum and former heroin-addict/new healthy mom, Nicole Richie.

Can we talk about how Bieber and Taylor Swift have burneded up the charts, filled concert stadiums and have broken into movies. Hey, they’re too busy recording, performing and having fun, to drug-it-up!

It’s no longer in any way cool to get-arrested Paris Hilton-style for dropping a bag of cocaine out of your “it’s-not-my-purse,” or show up at your probation officer meeting in a sheer top, Lindsay Lohan-style.

Don’t believe me? Here’s what one Hollywood manager tells his clients: “Directors and producers are squeamish to work with actors who have reputations as party animals,” he says:

Lately, directors and producers have been really thorough before they cast anyone… There was a time when directors didn’t get involved with personal stuff. They’d turn a blind eye. Nowadays they want to know what’s going on with their stars. If the stars turn out to be a druggie or an alcoholic, it’s on their shoulders.

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1) Pose Half-Naked on a National Magazine Cover

2) Admit Your Prior Coke Dabblings

“I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done — to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, OK, ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

3) Stop Making Excuses

“I was irresponsible. And I’m not making excuses,” she said.

4) Then Blame Your Friends

“So many people around me would say they cared for the wrong reasons. A lot of people were pulling from me, taking from me and not giving. I had a lot of people that were there for me for, you know, the party.”

5) And Your Youth

“These were my college years . . . but they were in the public eye. I was irresponsible. I was experimenting,” she said. “I was doing certain things that people do 10 times more of when they’re in college.”

6) And Britney Spears

She said tabloids were her main source of news, and calls that “really scary and sad… I would look up to those girls… the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

7) And Definitely Your Effed Up Dad

“I think everyone has their own addictions and hopefully learns how to get past them,” she said. “I think my biggest focus for myself is learning how to continue to get through the trauma that my father has caused in my life.”

Once That’s Out of the Way, Channel Whatever Talent You Had as a Child

“I want my career back,” Lohan continued. “I know that I’m a damn good actress, and it’s been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it.”

9) Then, Convince Yourself You Hate What You Used To Enjoy

“I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.”

10) Finally, Become A Completely Different Person

“I’m a completely different person now,” she said.

This was cross-posted on Ivy Leagued and Unemployed.

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Robert Rodriguez is one of those rare filmmakers whose movies — for better or worse — always come alive with his sheer enjoyment of making them.

In the case of Machete, that’s a good thing. Unlike his corny kids’ movies (Spy Kids, Shorts), Machete bleeds pure entertainment. Returning to the crank-it-up style Rodriguez brought to his half of the vastly underrated Grindhouse, Machete comes out swinging — and usually what it’s swinging includes an extremely sharp blade.

In fact, “Machete” was first glimpsed as a coming-attractions trailer between the two halves of Grindhouse. With its delicious catch-phrase, “You fucked with the wrong Mexican,” it promised over-the-top action and a dizzying cast that ran the gamut from Jessica Alba to Lindsay Lohan, built around character actor Danny Trejo in the title role.

Rodriguez delivers on the promise of that trailer and then some. Indeed, the first 10 minutes of Machete contains more wild action than the climax of most ordinary action films.

No doubt there will be those critics who don’t appreciate Rodriguez’s gory aesthetic. His style here is pure drive-in exploitation film, circa 1973, right down to the choppy edits. Everything is overstated and takes the action two notches farther than you’d expect. Rodriguez is like a kid with a new toy (or an old favorite), amping things to suit his own pleasure center, perpetually asking the question, “Wouldn’t it be cool if …?”

Like, wouldn’t it be cool if Machete, a Mexican federale played by the menacingly scowly Trejo, attacked a drug lord’s headquarters, chopped off the hand of a guy with a gun in it, then picked up the gun, and used the severed hand to squeeze the trigger?

Or: wouldn’t it be cool if Machete mounted a pair of gatling guns on a motorcycle, then flew it off a ramp, shooting bad guys as he soared through the air?

Or … well, put it this way: If Rodriguez could think of it, he has included it in this film.

Click here: This review continues on my website.

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