Written by Margaret
Kendra lost 20 pounds in three weeks and you can too! All you have to do is push a human out of your vagina. There's a picture of Kendra holding her baby with one arm and a two-pound weight with the other, but I refuse to scan it. You can check out Jennifer Aniston's Christmas card instead (image 7)….
Written by Roberta
Although 16 year-old Taylor Momsen’s edgy, beyond-her-years look makes some onlookers uneasy, the Gossip Girl actress resents any comparisons to another former child star. “I get such a bad rap for being like Lindsay Lohan,” Momsen says in the February issue of Seventeen magazine.
Written by FabSugar
It was a tumultuous year for the house of Ungaro. It started off strong with wunderkind Esteban Cortezar as its creative director. The designer left nothing to the imagination during his tenure at Ungaro, creating hit after hit. Sadly, things headed south when the house decided to enlist Li…
Maybe 2010 will be better to Lindsay Lohan than 2009 was.
“Starting my new year off with friends&family, the way it should be….. No boyfriends and the other drama,” she tweeted early Thursday morning.
Later in the day she turned up in a pink bikini and smoking a cigarette aboard a boat in St. Barth, where she is supposed to attend Russell Simmons’ NYE bash.
“Peace and Love Mates,” she tweeted along with this image.
Everyone is promoting his or her top ten list of New Year’s resolutions. But life is complicated enough without having to remember the ten best, cutest, kindest, chicest, most repentant things you must do in order to achieve Karmic happiness in 2010.
Us gals at Bitches on a Budget like to keep things simple. We believe in shedding excess and getting to the essence in all things. So in the spirit of helpfulness, we’re laying down the law for what should be your one and only New Year’s Resolution:
STOP WEARING TIGHTS AS PANTS. THEY DO NOT–WE REPEAT, DO NOT–LOOK GOOD. IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT SIZE YOU ARE. NO MORE. NOT EVEN WITH A WHAT YOU THINK IS A LONG ENOUGH TOP. NOT EVEN WITH CUTE BOOTS. NOT EVEN IF YOU’RE ON YOUR WAY TO BALLET OR YOGA CLASS OR HAVE A LADY GAGA FIXATION. AND, HEAVEN FORBID, NO TIGHTS AS PANTS IF THEY’RE DESIGNED BY LL.
Trust us, ladies, wearing tights, as pants is a complete fashion disaster. Not sleek. Not chic. Not sexy.
We are not alone others share our outrage. Read the smart manifesto by the tights-are-not-pants people.
Years ago we had a friend who wore tights as bottoms, but back then we never had the courage to tell her she looked silly. (Truth be told we were just bitchy and giggled.) We are truly sorry about that and are turning over a new leaf. We’re making a vow to be honest–to look out for other bitches. We want to see you happy. We want to see you confident. We want to see you wearing gorgeous clothes (all bought at bargain prices; we are Bitches on a Budget, after all).
Most of all, though, we just want to stop seeing your ass(ets).
