Lindsay Lohan has slammed the media for depicting her as an evil “cartoon caricature” – insisting that she is a “good person” at heart.

Eech, the things that dress is doing to Keira’s boobs! She must have had some serious red markage when she got into her PJs after last night’s BAFTA awards. But other than its boob-bandage properties, this is a frock of fash box-ticking merit, with float, flounce and glamour in abundance (although, to be fair, she did wear it to an awards ceremony. The dresses would be glamourous even if sweat marks and rips were the accessories du jour). But I am so over the wraith-waif thing Keira’s got going

He’s not bad looking,let’s see if this one lasts more than a week.