If Farrah Fawcett were a man with big fake tits… (Websters) Lindsay Lohan heads for the dark side! (MollyGood) Beyonce’s Grammys camel toe. (CityRag) Best of the BAFTAS, including Keira Knightley’s visible xiphoid process! (Celebitchy) Hayden Panettiere downblouse, because it’s legal now! (The Bastardly) The Bloods and The Crips are now hunting Britney Spears. (The Blemish) Gerri Halliwell can’t seem to reign in her old lady nipples. (The Grumpiest) Blake begs Amy Winehouse not to leave

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are both apparently still laboring under the illusion that they have a musical career. And both think hot producer Timbaland is the man to help them bring their imagined careers to the next, uh, level. So, it was in the name of naked self-interest that both skanks attended Timbaland’s pre-Grammy party over the weekend. Their individual missions: convince Timbaland to produce their next record. Only problem – they had no idea the other would be there. Unpleasantn

Fergie Is considering undergoing cosmetic surgery – after slamming a magazine for suggesting she had work on her nose and eyebrows. Fergie and actor Josh Duhamel have gotten engaged after three years of dating. Has told the media to leave troubled stars like Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears alone, because they’re young and will grow out of their troubles. Was banned from boarding a Virgin Airways flight for being too drunk. Used to pretend she was bulimic to hide her drug habit. Forme

Paris Hilton’s new movie is awesome. Just ask the 90 people that caught it. Fantasy Moguls says The final count will show that the critically reviled comedy featuring the seemingly talentless Hilton has sold a meager $25,500 in tickets at 111 locations over the weekend. That’s only $230 per screen for theaters that were convinced to book this disaster. That means that, based on an $8 average ticket price, 29 paying customers showed up at each location over the 3-day. I think The Ivy has m

Stop The Presses Monday – February 11, 2008 Lindsay Lohan dyed her hair! The “actress” was spotted all over LA this past weekend showing off her new hair. Check her out doing a little shopping with some friends Saturday in Beverly Hills. How does she look?